The WORST Country and Western Song Titles - The Runners Up

Being corny, and just plain stupid is waaay underrated in my opinion.

As the following excerpt from a kickass book by Colin Bowles, called "The 100 Worst Songs of All Time" proves. You thought you'd seen it all? Not yet Sonny, not just yet..

THE WORST COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG TITLES

THE RUNNERS UP

40 - ‘I Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except Mine’ (Jimmy Velvit)

39 -‘I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better’ (The Cordwood Draggers)

38 -‘I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me’ (Reverend Bill C. Wirtz)

37 -‘She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger’ (The Ridge Riders)

36 -‘There Ain’t Enough Whiskey in Tennessee to Drink the Ugly Offa You’ (Yankee Jack)

35 -‘I Been Roped and Thrown by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral’ (Bobby Bare)

34 -‘I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling’ (Thom Sharp)

33 ‘Swing Wide Your Gate of Love’ (Hank Thompson)

32 ‘I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!’ (Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs)

31 -‘Did I Shave My Legs for This?’ (Deana Carter)

30 -‘Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears’ (Ruby Wright)

29 -‘My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus’ (Jimmy Buffett)

28 -‘You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith Too’ (The Statler Brothers)

27 -‘You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat’ (John Denver)

26 -‘If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right’ (Vern Gosdin)

25 -‘Welcome to Dumpsville, Population You’ (Ace Troubleshooter)

24 -‘Hog Sloppin’ Time in the Hollow’ Chuck Mayfield

23 ‘If I Had Shot the Bitch When I Met Her, I’d Be Out By Now’ (Jimmy Velvit)

22 -‘If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I’d Do It All Over You’ (Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks)

21 -‘It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long’ (Cherry Bombs)